She’s Useless, All She Does Is Eat And Fart Around The House — Nigerian Man Laments Bitterly, Threatens To Divorce His Wife
Just because she farted in front of his family members, a man is threatening to divorce the woman. Yes, the story seems funny, but it’s very true.
The woman stated that when she lost her job, the man started acting funny and started sitting at home doing nothing. But, according to her, when her husband was jobless, she used to be the bread winner.
But it is quite pathetic for the husband to turn around now and say she is useless and farting around the house everywhere.
Read her own section of the tale.
About five years ago, I got married to my husband, and just a year after my husband got married, my husband lost his job and was out of work for two years. During this period, I practically fed him and maintained the house until the rent was paid.
“I fed him for two years before he got a good recommendation from a friend of ours in a lucrative office,”
He was employed and had begun to earn well. I lost my job six months ago and it’s now my turn to stay at home.
“I’ve added so much weight now that my husband complains that I’m farting around the house a lot.”
I walked in front of his family last week by mistake and he was totally pissed. He began to insult me in public, threatening to divorce his family.
“And all I do is eat and fart,” he said.
What am I doing, exactly, to save my marriage? ”
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